New MySpace?

We heard a rumor that MySpace upped their game, so on a wild social-networking hair-we decided to head on over and check it out. Sadly, whenever I am playing around with something new, I feel like my grandmother with a helpless "it's IN the COMPUTER!?" sort-of feeling...but I think I am getting used to navigating this web of confusion. From my basic understanding, new.myspace.com is like Facebook and Pandora had a baby...and they dressed that baby in old Myspace paraphernalia. So, basically- the old, meet-market, S-show MySpace that we all learned to know and despise, is no longer...or maybe it is, and I just don't really know how to work that part. In the meantime, I am going to jam out to my beloved Lumineers playlist and hope that more people will want to friend us, because who likes having 0 friends? Why not check it out? FRIEND US!